sorry:

The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die slightly healthier.

(via sorry)

kingofconeyisland:

cash4gore:

protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”

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(via sorry)

merelei:

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!

(via sorry)

burgerkid:

when u offer someone food and they actually say yes

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(via sorry)

princessvixel:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

damn

princessvixel:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

damn

(via criminallybonkers)

i am straight but i support the community! i love gay people! me in 2010:
gay me in 2014:

"I love playing someone who has so much integrity, who has so much joy and so much life—even though her life is now in prison. She’s locked up, but she’s able to build up joy anyway."

- samira wiley for brooklyn magazine

(Source: fyeahblackactresses, via some-kind-of-sexual)

osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

(via lollylovescheese)

gorlt:

gorlt:

i’m horny but i don’t wanna masturbate because i’m tryna get right with god

you ever cum so hard ya legs start shaking n ya face get all sweaty and you hallucinate and see Jesus shakin his head no

(via captaintransdude)

animpalaoutofhell:

We’re just like Kevin Bacon!

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

(Source: coldcloudsandchaoticstars, via criminallybonkers)

(Source: nhyworks, via captaintransdude)